iSucks

*this is from my friend Adam*



There are a lot of things that suck. When asked to write about something that sucks I was torn. You have SCA the group, Ska the music type, Furries, Hentia, scat play, scat music, water sports(sex), water sports(water polo), cults, people in general, and of course vacuums(hover and Space), all these things and many more suck.

I decided I would go with i sucks. Not I, but i as in iBook made by the Apple Corporation, not to be confused with the Umbrella Corporation, makers of the finest Zombies this side of Romero. So I connect my iPod, through my iCable to my iMac, so I can iDownload from iTunes, while I write in iWorks, waiting for iMovie to finish compressing, so I can burn with iDVD, or maybe put it all together in iLife. iThis, iThat, I can't stand it. This trend of iEverything is driving me mad. It was a neat iDea when they did it in '98 with the original iMac. All the peripherals (including some third party) were iSomething. Now it's gotten so bad, that they force iThings upon us with every ounce of there mighty iStrength. Now are they doing this in the hopes that i will catch on? Guess what, if after seven years it hasn't, it won't.

Is it perhaps just Apple's reflection of our ever growing self centric culture, where everything is about slefishness. I need this, I want that, our society has become damn selfish, even the Military is pushing it's Army of one campaign just to attract the average self serving, self centered, self masturbating, and most likely self loathing American. Is Apple going after the same demographic? Are they helping this greedy nation focus on what's important, the i? Are they feeding the gluttonous swine iPearls? Will we the people become me the people and will I buy iStuff till there is no more we, or us, and only me? I don't know. What I do know is I'm sick of seeing it. Sick of other companies jumping on board and fling i's around like like a drunk trucker flinging shit in the stall of a hillbilly food mart. i, i, i, I mean I, I, I am weary of needing to preface every fucking noun with the letter i, followed by the capital of whatever the word really is. Well I'm done, I gotta go take an iShit.